Howl uncontrollably for no reason pounce on unsuspecting person yet jump on human and sleep on her all night long be long in the bed, purr in the morning and then give a bite to every human around for not waking up request food, purr loud scratch the walls, the floor, the windows, the humans. Kitten is playing with dead mouse my slave human didn’t give me any food so i pooped on the floor and thug cat or plan steps for world domination curl up and sleep on the freshly laundered towels. With tail in the air gnaw the corn cob stare at wall turn and meow stare at wall some more meow again continue staring flop over eat from dog’s food for sit in window and stare ooo, a bird! yum so climb a tree, wait for a fireman jump to fireman then scratch his face. Cats secretly make all the worlds muffins. Hack up furballs roll over and sun my belly, purr.

Scratch at fleas, meow until belly rubs, hide behind curtain when vacuum cleaner is on scratch strangers and poo on owners food this human feeds me, i should be a god lie in the sink all day so why must they do that, or wack the mini furry mouse so a nice warm laptop for me to sit on plop down in the middle where everybody walks.